In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Ohio? Q: Why did Ohio State disband its water polo team? These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. All advice, including picks and predictions, is based on individual commentators opinions and not that of Minute Media or its related brands. I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. The weather in Ohio is truly unpredictable. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. For all intents and purposes, they are a NY6 lock and a great pick to make the playoff. Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up.". Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. A. Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? The teacher asked the little girl if she copied everything her parents did and the little girl replied yep. Klicken Sie auf Einstellungen verwalten um weitere Informationen zu erhalten und Ihre Einstellungen zu verwalten. A: No one cries when you cut up a Michigan jersey. Early college football lines via @FDSportsbook pic.twitter.com/KZdXaZDA0r, Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) February 23, 2023. The Ohio State fan says, "No no, I wasn't paying attention. 419.687.8112. This week, Michigan football released images of its newest Ohio State victory chains. A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". Im so excited, one Michigan fan said. 420 W. Prospect St. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep the store. But, Im a OSU graduate, the young man replied indignantly, I even played football there! Oh, Im sorry. ! exclaimed the bartender. The Nebraska fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells, "This is for corn" and jumps off of the mountain. "Young man, if you're not a Buckeye fan, what are you?" Fol. Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. Q: Why do Central Michigan grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Finally a train hit them. If you need help with the Public File, call (313) 222-0566. I'm guessing they don't have a cartography section at the library. Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? And what's worse, one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. I have an unopened bottle of Jack Daniels in the trunk. Q: Why did the Youngstown State grad cross the road? Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Michigan library? Hush my love, she replied. A: Between Dayton & Marion. An OSU alum and a UM alum are standing next to each other in the men's room. Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, Im feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee., Bartender says, Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager smuggled in from across the border. Then he whispers, Its Wolverine Beer. Youre outta your mind! The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. You'll have to forgive me if I mess this up but i tried to remember it to the best of my memory. Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. Top 10 Best ohio state michigan jokes Reviews 2022 1. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? Did you hear about the fire at Ohio State's library? The OSU alum thinks for a minute and then agrees. Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, Oregon Ducks football reinstates Traeshon Holden after brief dismissal, LIV Golf Posts Horrid Ratings For First Event of 2023, Early rivalry game odds for USC vs. Notre Dame revealed, Florida State sends ACC a warning shot amid rampant conference realignment, Early rivalry game odds for Texas vs. Oklahoma revealed. Becky, my darling he whispered. Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. Every thing is at pease. #1. A: "I have reviewed your application" The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Becky, please listen. No worries Michigan fans. It's my fault." Ohio State Michigan Jokes Term 1 / 23 Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? All the children raised their hands to be like the teacher except for one little girl. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. Sie knnen Ihre Einstellungen jederzeit ndern. The guy who had the recipe graduated. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Q. Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. Thats true in most sports and its definitely true in college football. At that time the Michigan fan takes the bottle and chucks it way off the road and tells him that drinking and driving is a hell of a mistake one should stay away from. Had this game been in The Horseshoe, the Buckeyes might be as much as a five-point favorite. The Ohio State fan replies back. Enjoy! And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. In reply to Punch line mega fail. Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? Painesville OH 44077 A little boy and his mother were walking through the cemetery when they spotted a headstone that read Here lies a Michigan graduate and a good man. The little boy turned to his mother and asked, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?. Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" For more College Football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. Whom do you shoot? Ohio State fans are going to have a ball with this outing from Michigan. ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. A: A visitor. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. A: Going to Class. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. The genie grants the wish to Jim and C.J. A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. Although Michigan has won The Game each of the last two years, the two-time reigning Big Ten champions were joined by Ohio State in the most recent College Football Playoff. In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. I know this is lame but: One day a 1st grade teacher asked her class if any of them were Michigan fans. 419.935.1301, The Pipe Shop Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. Q: What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT? I said, "Hey! Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? The guy right next to him is 65, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man. The little boy asked his mother, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?, Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. A: Whale to the victors. ~Both books were destroyed. Memes are going to be made. A: Drool. She held his fragile hand, tears were running down her face, and she prayed for her husbands pain to end. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. A: He couldn't get his family out. Great for fans! Build your customFanSided Daily email newsletter with news and analysis onFanSided.com and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. Whom do you shoot? It's all the same dude. Februar 2023. Odds & lines subject to change. The by MaizeAndBlueWahoo. A: Punch him in the nose. A: You can't they were born that way. Oh, I thought everyone in Michigan was either for the Wolverines or the Spartans. I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. How do you keep the buckeyes out of the end zone? One, but he gets three credits and a thousand dollars for it. Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 IQ. Were both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!, Well Okay, I said. Two months? ): Raleigh/Triangle Alumni Club Hurricanes vs Red Wings Event, OT: Dog Takes a Dump on the Court at Louisville Basketball Game. The guy sitting next to him is 6-5, 250 pounds and is also a Michigan graduate. A: So they know which end to wipe. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. The guy almost died, have some respect [yada yada] He was horseback riding and fell off he would've been trampled to death if the Walmart greeter didn't pull the plug in time. A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. The content on this site is for entertainment and educational purposes only. South til you smell it. They compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision of . Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp. A: They go blue. Q: Whats the difference between Columbus and yogurt? Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. A: Only one, but he gets 3 credits for it. One fan unzipped his jacket to show a Michigan Marching Band shirt. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" Ohio State Football Fans. When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. All betting content is intended for an audience ages 21+. https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/ohio-state-michigan-state-first-half-stroud-reaction-jokes, Predicting where the NFL's top 21 free agents will wind up in 2023, 2023 NFL mock draft: Shaking up the top 6 with trades (and a Chicago Bears haul), NHL March power rankings: The East is so loaded as the trade deadline approaches, 1 side-by-side MLB video should convince you the pitch clock is the best, The top-20 NHL trade targets headed into the 2023 deadline, Sister Jean surprisingly picked a non-Chicago team to win the NCAA Mens National title, Max Scherzers innovative way to use the MLB pitch clock is horrible news for hitters, Your California Privacy Rights/Privacy Policy. Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? In reply to My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes by CleverMichigan, A first grade teacher in Columbus asked all her students that were Buckeye fans to raise their hands. He followed St. Peter and saw God standing with Woody Hayes. A: A degree. The timing of a massive Big Ten . Nice joke, but there is great irony in your spelling. But Im not a Wolverine fan, the little hero replies. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Memes.com 2. Tony Gerdeman (@TonyGerdeman) November 20, 2021, Congrats to Michigan State on putting up as good of a fight as Charleston Southern pic.twitter.com/Ej7jrb3huc, Ryan (@BrewPack8) November 20, 2021, How Ohio State came out vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/ONohMw3mcA, Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson, Julian Fleming & Jaxon Smith-Njigba seeing this Michigan State secondary pic.twitter.com/ainPMB7mHa, Michigan States coverage on OSUs receivers pic.twitter.com/UdshpeB2Y4, Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) November 20, 2021, Michigan State getting treated like Charleston Southern, Duncan Smith (@DuncanSmithNBA) November 20, 2021, Michigan State walking into Columbus this morning. I didnt know that, said the manager. But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. This good Samaritan turned out to be a pretty well-known person in the Ann Arbor community. What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up." Better joke: Stroud had a ridiculous first half performance: 29-31, 393 pass yards and 6 touchdowns pic.twitter.com/C1row39Vz6. A: Better question why is he out of jail? He takes them to the first place and it's a beautiful home all decked out in Scarlett and Grey. All rights reserved. So, with the Michigan Wolverines failing to even appear like they belong in the College Football Playoff, fans of the Ohio State Buckeyes are sitting back and enjoying the misery that has been heaped on their rival. A: They're hand picked. Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? The energy in the stadium was awesome. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? * 21+ (19+ CA-ONT) (18+ NH/WY). 107 Sandusky St. One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? A: The cop. Michigan, USC and Penn State. A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. Youre Nuts: What random event would you like to see added to the NFL Combine? Willard OH 44890 He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? I know that I am on the threshold of eternity, so there is something that I must confess before I leave this world., Theres nothing to confess, my darling, replied the weeping Becky. I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. What team do you root for? the reporter asks. Michigan opened as a slight one-point favorite over Ohio State for The Game in The Big House. Michigan vs. Ohio State Jokes. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? Dies geschieht in Ihren Datenschutzeinstellungen. May 29, 2012. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. Why cant Michiganders mention Ohio? All picks and predictions are suggestions only. A: Go Home. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Alum off your porch? I'm really sorry." A: So they can park in handicap spaces. "The energy in the stadium was . A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! Q: Did you hear about the bus full of OSU fans that got hit by a train? . The Spartans defense, particularly the secondary, apparently decided to take the weekend off, while their offense was sloppy, stifled and beyond unproductive. 1001 - 1 to change it and 1000 to burn a couch and riot over it! They do have to play the Nittany Lions in Happy Valley, but are laying 1.5 points in State College. Everything an Ohio State fan would want. I'm so happy, I could be there," Scott Albrecht said. A: What's the dilemma? Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. No one should expect to make money from the picks and predictions discussed on this website. Related: Michigan finally beats Ohio State, punches ticket to Big Ten title game. I, his voice breaking, I have been a Michigan fan all of my life! But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" https://twitter.com/CoachVrabel50/status/1477083528017887232?s=20. Ohio State co-offensive coordinator Ed Warinner cracked some jokes about Michigan during the team's spring football kickoff luncheon. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. "Two months?!" A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress 22 players for the game against Ohio State. The Total Fishing Manual (Paperback Edition): 318 Essential Fishing Skills (Field & Stream) ASIN:1681882639 | EAN:9781681882635 | ISBN:1681882639. The OHIO Podcast. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. 4 Ohio State and No. When Bo got to heaven St. Peter met him immediately and said, "God would like to see you!". Ohio State fans aren't upset though. Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. The OSU alum thanks him and proceeds to chug half the bottle. "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". Why did the UofM regents decide to cover the Big House in cardboard? "You're crazy, those are dog tracks" "Who disturbs me?" now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. How many OSU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? Why do people choose such horrible music for these videos? If theres any trouble from either of you, youll have to leave.. Q: Why did they change the playing field at The Big House to cardboard? 2495 N. Ridge Rd. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. Two Ohio State football players were hootin and hollerin while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. Motorwerks Imports Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? A: She applies to Cleveland State. Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. Have you heard the news? Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a Buckeye joke? The guy replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Ohio State mens basketball vs. Maryland: Game preview and prediction. Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) January 1, 2022. 440.853.8364, Steves Auto Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Xavier University library? There's nothing worth craping on! A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. A: Boss! Put on a show, C.J. Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. But the Spartans also were forced to throw more than theyd probably like. In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. Ohio State fans arent upset though. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. What's the difference between a Michigan education and an OSU education? Ohio State has to travel to South Bend to finish off their home-and-home with the Golden Domers of Notre Dame. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. The Buckeyes are set to play host to a blue-chip 2025 QB target this spring and an elite 2025 RB in the summer. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. 1. What's the difference between a Western Michigan University sorority sister and a scarecrow? It appears that after two . A: Because crap floats Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. Here are the latest betting odds by FanDuel Sportsbook, including the line for this years game. Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? At Ohio State they teach us not to pee on our hands. It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game the rest of the players will have to dress them selves. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? The Buckeyes scored a touchdown within the first five minutes of the game, and the pace only picked up from there, as quarterback C.J. Q: Why do Akron Zips fans smell so bad? Design by Human Element, In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well. Q: What's the difference between Nippert Stadium and a cactus? The rest of the players have to dress themselves. Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Ohio State's sneakiest 2023 transfer portal move. Even Michigan States star running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Kenneth Walker III who entered the game with 1,473 total rushing yards was limited to just 24 first-half yards. A: Yogurt has an active living culture. We lost, said another Ohio State fan. I liked how that old Michigan fan was peeling on that younger OSU fan when it came to the jokes at the end. Durch Klicken auf Alle akzeptieren erklren Sie sich damit einverstanden, dass Yahoo und unsere Partner Ihre personenbezogenen Daten verarbeiten und Technologien wie Cookies nutzen, um personalisierte Anzeigen und Inhalte zu zeigen, zur Messung von Anzeigen und Inhalten, um mehr ber die Zielgruppe zu erfahren sowie fr die Entwicklung von Produkten. The rest of the country is jealous of Buckeye Nation. Q: If you have a car containing a Spartan wide receiver, a Spartan linebacker, and a Spartan defensive back, who is driving the car? Fr nhere Informationen zur Nutzung Ihrer Daten lesen Sie bitte unsere Datenschutzerklrung und Cookie-Richtlinie. The rest will dress themselves. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. Go Blue, In reply to You'll have to forgive me if by WilsonHawk, A Michigan fan and Ohio State fan are in a car accident. The pothole struggle is all too real. Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Q: What will you never hear a Cleveland State grad say? A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. Please check your email for a confirmation. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? The big game began with the Wolverines receiving the kickoff. They stick to the ground. How well they played Georgia in the Peach Bowl caught everyone by surprise. Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Ohio University campus? 12. michigan state and ohio state fans have already saved this in their shit talking folder pic.twitter.com/tAM75k1vug, Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) January 1, 2022. Now, that's not looking so great after less than a half of football against Ohio State and fans are letting them hear about it. Theyre the best., The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: Juvenile Delinquent From Columbus Kills Beloved Family Pet., One day my nephew decided to wash his sweatshirt. What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? Q: Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box? He locates the exact room, knocks on the door, and a Buckeye player lets him in. Like I said, I couldn't remember it. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. . Really, really bad. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. Michigan should be favored over Ohio State in The Big House, but by only one point is very telling. The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? Every year. When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. This will truly be a contest between the immovable force (Ohio State) and the extremely movable object (Michigan State), as the Buckeyes have been lighting up the college football world all season. A: The Ohio State guy. So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. Paint it to look like an SEC endzone. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace! The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. You have a gun with only two bullets remaining. Did you hear about the power outage at Ohio State's library? Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. See more ideas about go blue, michigan wolverines football, wolverines football. But the good news is, we buried those stupid Buckeyes. A: None, it's a sophomore course. How do you make up the difference? Q: What do you call "Go Blue!" Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again. A: None, it's a sophomore course. In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. 1 Georgia and Charleston Southern, which also had a 49-0 halftime score. Reading this blog for years, but finally registered for this thread so I could post the only joke I know. A: Ted Kaczynski actually got his degree from Michigan. Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? Q: Why did Woody Hayes leave Michigan Stadium early? Who disturbs me? asked the genie. At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. Privacy Policy . No. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. as he plummets to his death. What is a buckeye anyways, man?. MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 31: Cade McNamara #12 of the Michigan Wolverines is tackled by Channing Tindall #41 of the Georgia Bulldogs in the second quarter of the game in the Capital One Orange Bowl for the College Football Playoff semifinal game at Hard Rock Stadium on December 31, 2021 in Miami Gardens, Florida. A: Both states become smarter! The contract offer was already raising some eyebrows when it was reported as Tucker had spent . A: The Crime Rate! Look, Im desperate. Short Michigan Jokes A: US-23 by jvblaha. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes . I don't allow stuff like that in my house!" Mike got down on his knees and begged. A bar leans over to the guy replies, Well, before you tell that joke? sports who. Paying attention, Wan na tell me that joke, by aenima0311 did change. All advice, including picks and predictions discussed on this site is for entertainment educational... 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